My Mother is on Facebook.

She isn't really, but hey, it was a funny title.

But what if she was? Wouldn't that be uber weird? And actually, uber annoying... For you see, the interweb is one of the only places that I can manage to say FUUUUUCK, without persecution. You see, if my mother was on Facebook, I would get it big time, because I manage to swear on the internet. Quite a lot.

Now, you see, if there was already a mini police- force within Facebook stoping you swearing, and that kind of stuff,( i know there is to an extent--Moderators...) it wouldn't be as bad.. But imagine your mother watching over you every five seconds.....

"Ooooh, I see you have a friend called Beatrix, are you going out with her?"

"No. She's 4 years old."

"That's a bit young to have Facebook isn't it?"

"That's called sarcasm, Mam...... Jiw jiw...!"

You see? Oh, and by the by, I don't actually have a friend called Beatrix, so ya'know, I can't possibly be going out with her. Duh.

In other news: RhAYLlYCh! Did you hear about that mother that gave birth to OCTUPLETS?!?!?! HAHA! Apparently, she knew there were 7 going to be born, but according to AOL news, the mother was "surprised when another popped out!". Now seriously, do these nitwits at AOL still believe that babies just "pop" out? And also, whyever is it news that the mother is "surprised" when she has one more baby than she thought she would!? I mean, 7 is enough, but 8!!!! pfffft, two will do for me :D..

Nos da,
Iwan (: