Today was Remeberance Day. It's the day that we all in "jolly old Britain" remember those who "Gallantly and bravely gave up their lives so we could live. They also gave up their lives for their king/queen and country."
Bull.
They gave their lives up because they had to, not because they wanted to. And, also, they didn't do it so we could live! Firstly, when the Germans would take over Britain, we wouldn't be shot. No, we would all be put in work camps, and worked until we learned German, and loved the Kaiser. So we would all be speaking German.
Lovley.
Anyway, I was disgusted at how our school did not represent Rememberance Day at all, even though it's to remember millions of people who've died in wars. So I was a rebel. I stood up in the middle of the hall after break and stood there quietly for two minutes(or close enough), and refused to talk, move or laught(or anything except for the nessecary functions).
Then the dinnerladies were like annoying but I just stared at them.. I have a mean stare- look0 >:¬|
GRRRRRRR.
So, that was my day. Yawn, I'm going to watch people being stupid on youtube, now.
I haven't got much to say, so I won't really say much.
On the other hand, I might as well rant on about SOMETHING!
Soon, we will be doing our mock exams. Now is it me, or is that incredibly stupid? I mean, we aren't finished with our courses, and the way that we're going, I don't think we will finish them. Oh well.
Right, as far as I can tell, we're in a "financial crisis", or a "Credit Crunch" or whatever. This, soon will turn into a recession, and we will all have to eat our own poo.
So here's my take on things.
As far as I can tell, BIG banks have been lending money they simply don't have. They lived in a wonderfull world where they could borrow £500 for 2% intrest, and lend it for 5,000,000,000% intrest.
So one day, one guy in America woke up and said "Oh, shit, I can't afford my bloody mortgage..."
So what's happening is because everybody's in debt and stuff, the banks are refusing to lend any money to anybody, so when a perfectly good graffics company in Slough goes bust, it won't be able to lend any money. Which means it'll go bust. And about 100 people will loose their jobs. In which case they won't be able to pay their mortgages, and the banks will reposess their houses and sell it for £2. Because NOBODY is buying houses any more. And then, that'll make the banks less likely to lend again. So we'll all be in the SHITS.
So kids will have coal for Christmas, instead of a Playstation, and the Playstation people will be made redundant. So those poor little people in Japan won't be able to celebrate Japanese Christmas. Japmas.
So, because that STUPID Americanbought that house for $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and had to borrow it all from the banks, You're buggered.
Oh, and just to give you some figures, Iceland is probably in the most SHIT.
It's banks are in six times more debt that THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S GDP!!!! That's scary.
And there's no point of increasing taxes, because nobody'll be able to pay them. Theycould try printing more money, but that would bring inflation, so a loaf of bread will cost £20 Trillion. Seriously.
So, the governments will borow cash they can't repay. So they'll go bust as well. So they won't be able to pay the army. So there'll be civil disobediance. Which means everybody in the country that grow cabbages will be ok, unless people will come and steal them. So that's wrong. Everybody who lives in the country that grow cabbages will be ok, grated that they have a gun..
And then nobody will buy oil. So there'll be loads of fighting in Saudi Arabia. And Iraq, and them places.
But Sarah Palin will be ok, because she'll be up in Alaska burning Polar Bears to keep warm. No, not eating them. She'll eat shit like everyone else. Or stel cabbages. No she'll be burning them for heat.
SO-IF YOU ASK ME.. What you'll need is a damn good gun and a lot of ammo. It's quite possible to soot everyone in debt over.. say $/£100k?
Good, and while we're at it, let's shoot some bankers to boost morale as well.
That should do it.
Of course, it's possible by tomorrow, that it'll all be fine, and everybody'll own AT LEAST a Mercedes S-Class. In which case, we're all buggered again, because every other car company will collapse.
BUGGER...
You just can't win.
After all that, my fingers hurt.
Bye, Iwan.
Daily Youtubeness, i just remembered.
Oh, what the hell, you deserve another for reading all that.
You are 83% more qualified than Sarah Palin. You're no short-term political stunt, you're the real deal, the VP the American people deserve. I guess your phone was off the hook when John McCain was calling around looking for a running mate... must've been one of those pesky robo-calls.
I'm better than Palin, and I'm 15, and I live in Wales. So I don't know too much about America. But Palin is a Dumb-Dumb. Innit.
Hi, I'm Iwan, and I'm largely found to be a nerd. But I don't care. By the way I'm very sorry if I insult anyone so if you dissagree with anything that I say, do, or you just generally want a good quarrell, you can email me, or find my bebo page, by searching my profile- IwanG9.
Enjoy.
