Haha, these are quite funny.

Right.

While searching the "net" for interesting stuff, I found these clips and parodies of Star Wars.

Enjoy.






Haha, a bit boring at the beginning, but it just shows that Lord Vader is actually just a real Guy.

Next, please.




I wanted to be "Red Leader" when I ws Likkle. I thought I could have done a better job.




That one's good.

Check out the 1 and 2 part on Youtube, though. Luushin.

NEXT!




NO! WINDU!!


Anyway.

After that sadness, I'm leaving you with this quote:
“To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.”
Helen Rowland quotes (English-American writer, 1876-1950)

Think about it.

Iwan.

Pah. Fringe Sucks. Watch Sanctuary.

According to Scott, in his last post, you should watch Fringe. Don't.


Watch Sanctuary. Also, I can't be bothered to explain it, so Wikipedia shall do it for me.

Sanctuary follows the exploits of Dr. Helen Magnus (Amanda Tapping) as she seeks out all manner of terrifying and monstrous creatures. Some of these creatures she needs to lock up to protect the public, and some of them she needs to protect from the public. She is aided in her quest by her reluctant protégé Will Zimmerman (Robin Dunne), her intrepid, if somewhat reckless, daughter Ashley (Emilie Ullerup), the talkative geek Henry Foss (Ryan Robbins), a computer and security expert, and Bigfoot (uncredited actor), her taciturn Neanderthal-like assistant.

The central plots of the webisodes and TV episodes that cover the same story line are the same, yet like different eye witnesses recounting the same events, there are some relatively significant discrepancies in the actions, dialogue, and guest characters between the webisodes and TV versions.

WOW.

It's on ITV4 on Monays but if you haven't seen it, catch up on the NET. Because it's a bit complicated.

Oh, and Tapping's daughter is HOT.

And Tapping herself isn't doing too badly...

For 43! O:

Also, I bought a scarf today. I don't know why you'd like to know that, but eh.


Also, I have another cool video from youtube for you to watch.



Haha.





What the FUCK do you mean 3% commission?

I think I'll have a Video from the Tube of You on here everytime I blogg.

Good Plan aye?

Night,
Iwan.

Arr, this one bee funny.

Arr, this one bee funny.

Bill the Bisexual

Hello.

English lessons are getting on my nerves ever so slightly... They have been getting really crap, and I soo want a better teacher. Like Miss Tilly. Miss Tilly taught me in yr 7, and I had the MOST AMAZING English lessons with her. She was a better teacher that Miss Bressington, and more experienced.

Miss Bressington is very young, having only just come out of teaching collage. That's a little bit silly, I hear you say. Yes it is, because she's teaching set 1, even though sometimes I find she hasn't got a clue what's going on. I don't want her to teach me nothing! ( I know that was wrong, 'twas a DOUBLE NEGATIVE.)

And we're doing coursework on Macbeth as well, which we haven't done enough on.

Also Macbeth is, how would you say it?... Oh yeah, SHIT.

ARR.

I hate Shakespeare. Also they think Bill Shakespeare was bisexual. Which brings me on to another subject. Bisexuals are REALLY greedy. Don't you think? I do. Why can't they make their mind up on who they want to sleep with?!

Man-Man,
Man-Woman.

Woman-Woman,
Woman-Man.

Yeah, that's what's going throught a Bisexual's mind while deciding who to have sex with.

Sorry, that was a bit mean, but I've just been watching Torchwood with a friend, and I had to get Captain Jack Harcknes'antics off of my mind. So sorry, Bisexuals, I might like you as people, but not in bed.

Arrr,
That was random.

Iwan

Foofin' Foof.

I thought I might start off with something random, so foof.

Hellobytheway.

School was ok today. But then I realised that it wasn't when I forgot my pencil case and physics folder. It turns out my Mam brought these up, JUST after I told Mr Webb that I didn't have them at break time.

Foof.

So I pretended that I didn't have it because I was too embarassed to show him that I did have it after I told him I didn't. *gasp* .But i9t turns out that Mr Webb had other plans. We started another thing, so I didn't actually need the folder that my Mam brought up to the school for me (this is a 15 min drive bytheway, just so you know.), and I could have just asked for a pen.

OOHH!

My friend, Hannah Kennedy, has recently awakened from a coma. After being in a coma for 4.5 years, she's now 18, although her mind keeps telling her she's 14. Uh-oh. But at least she's ok. They were talking about turning the machine off.

But that would not have done, eh?

On another note, Miss Tomos, you bitch, you killed the FROG PEN!!!!

ANGRY!

Anyways, I don't really have much more to say, so I'm buggering off.

Bye,
Iwan.

An angry bitch, Belgium and Amanda Tapping...

Hi

I was going to blogg about how mean Miss Tomos was Yesterday, but I forgot why, so I'm not going to. But she is a bitch, aye. She shouted at us because we were happy. GAWD- SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY! And... we were happy in a maths lesson... WEIRD!

And the bitch wouldn't do the frog pen thing. So Scott and I started to get a bit upset.(for you who don't know what the frog pen thing is- it's a pen with a frog on the top, which if you press a button, makes a sound :O i know, brilliant or what?)

On a lighter note, though... I'M GOING TO BELGIUM!!!!! Yay! And so is... Tad, David, Daniel and other friends, so I'm happy.

Ooooooh! Sanctuary is out by the way, so watch it. It's weird because Amanda Tapping has a British accent- VERY posh. AND she has brown hair!! WEIRD.

So life is good(apart from Miss T. GRRRRR.)

Iwan

P.S. Yes, Scott, I do dare shoot your cat.

Belgium... A country which I'm not going to be going to with a school trip. Probably.

Hi.

Today, we got a letter in Welsh describing a trip. A very wonderfull trip that I have been looking forward to since year 10. And now my hopes have been SMASHED.

Yeah. Not nice is it? And I'll tell you why. This trip is a trip to Belgium. As a matter of fact, we'll be seeing some graves, some musuems and trenches. But it's an awfully popular trip, and 4 classes are allowed to go. But only 1 bus. And guess what? It's not first come first serve!!

They're picking the names out of a hat. OUT OF A FRIGGING HAT!!

Now this is as I have already said, a very popular trip, and alkmost EVERYONE wants to go. Overall then, that makes about.... 105 ish people that will give the permission slips and money in. But only 50 places. Therefore, 55 people will be dissapointed.

And I'll probably be one of them. Knowing my luck, all of those people who want to go because they'll be able to buy the famous belgian choclate will go. None of us cultured people with bloggs.

YEAH.

And that's why I'm pissed off today.

Thank you, and goodbye.

Iwan.

P.S. I shot your cat.