Bill the Bisexual

Hello.

English lessons are getting on my nerves ever so slightly... They have been getting really crap, and I soo want a better teacher. Like Miss Tilly. Miss Tilly taught me in yr 7, and I had the MOST AMAZING English lessons with her. She was a better teacher that Miss Bressington, and more experienced.

Miss Bressington is very young, having only just come out of teaching collage. That's a little bit silly, I hear you say. Yes it is, because she's teaching set 1, even though sometimes I find she hasn't got a clue what's going on. I don't want her to teach me nothing! ( I know that was wrong, 'twas a DOUBLE NEGATIVE.)

And we're doing coursework on Macbeth as well, which we haven't done enough on.

Also Macbeth is, how would you say it?... Oh yeah, SHIT.

ARR.

I hate Shakespeare. Also they think Bill Shakespeare was bisexual. Which brings me on to another subject. Bisexuals are REALLY greedy. Don't you think? I do. Why can't they make their mind up on who they want to sleep with?!

Man-Man,
Man-Woman.

Woman-Woman,
Woman-Man.

Yeah, that's what's going throught a Bisexual's mind while deciding who to have sex with.

Sorry, that was a bit mean, but I've just been watching Torchwood with a friend, and I had to get Captain Jack Harcknes'antics off of my mind. So sorry, Bisexuals, I might like you as people, but not in bed.

Arrr,
That was random.

Iwan