Reply to Ryan's Blog. What *I* would if I were in charge.

I'm just replying to Ryan's blogg, which was extremely good, if I may say so.

Now here's a list of things that I would do if I were in charge.


*I'd line up all members of the BNP against a wall and castrate them as slowly and as painfully as possible. And for the women.... Why not think of an extremely cruel tortue and comment me? I'd be happy to take your suggestions.

*I'd do one better than Ryan. I'd ban McDonald's alltogether from making profit. They can make JUST enough to live, and to pay their workers and make food, to the best standards possible. The rest of the money will go to destroying world poverty.

*I'd ban women from walking around in Wales in only a bikini, and men without tops. This is not because I'm asexual, because I'm not, but the mere fact that they walk around WALES in almost nothing never ceases to amaze me.

*I agree with Ryan on the political correctness, the newspapers, Wales being it's own country, a ban on smoking and of course the assaination of Mr Blobby.

*I'd stop all the fat-cat bosses from making billions in profit without paying tax- there's £24 BILLION owed to our government in tax by big buisnesses. And they complain that the NHS is in £1 million pounds of debt!

*And there's the other thing. The NHS shouldn't actually be in debt. It's actually a state owned thing so therefore, it can't possibly be in debt. No, seriously. It can't, it's impossible.

*And before I start ranting on, Sarah Palin, and all peopple who agree with her that global warming is not man-made will be painfully shot in their penises or vaginas, and left on the side of a crubling ice shelf(after being tied down, so they cant escape.). Not man made eh? She's going.. going.. CRASH!!!!!! Gone.

*And last but not least, all music teachers who have not bothered to teach for aaaaages (Miss Piggy included) will be personally decapitated by me. Very slowly. With a spoon. (Actually, this is for the benifit of all future children, especially those who will be taught be the Piggynatoooor!)

And in about a month's time i will add to this list of stuff.

Unless I forget. Which i probably will.

Bugger.

That's all for now,

Iwann.

(I have two "n"'s in my name now (:) <---Argh! WEIRD SMILEY!!!!!!

Bye.

Properly now.

Bye,
Iwan (: