AAAARGH!!! MATHS SUUUUCKS!!!
Oh, hi by the way.
I had maths today, can you tell? We walked into the classroom and Miss Tomos (:S) said that we were going to do trigonometry today. My heart sank. And then she said that this trigonometry was going to be herder than normal trigonometry. ( I'm going to call it Trig from now on, ok?) My heart sank even more.
But then came the silly bit. She started teaching us about how somebody worked out this formula, and taught us about how we can work it out if we forgot the formula (which is stupid because it's at the beginning of the exam, thikie.). I wrote some of this down, but then got confused, and gave up. Then Miss T told us that we didn't actually need to know this and was just saying it so SOME people could understand it. You know the brainy people. Now, to me, that is a LITTLE bit annoying. As in- "Most of you won't understand this, but because 2 or 3 of you will, I'm going to waste half of the lesson explaining something compleatly ridiculous.".
Also, Scott and I(You know who you are Scott, give yourself a round of applause!) was amazed that some REALLY sad person decided one day to go to work and sit down in front of a tringle and work out how you can find out what the length of a side of a triangle is just by using the rest of the sides and the angle. (It's called the pythagoras theorem, Genius. He did manage it roughly 550B.C.)
But on a lighter note, I've got my piano lesson in 55 minutes. Happy, happy, happy.
And to finish off I found a joke on the web. Nice.
Jesus in a Bar
An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, 'It's Jesus!' Sure enough,it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molson Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, 'My God! the arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. 'What's wrong, my son?' asked Jesus.
The Newfie shouts, 'F*** off, I'm on workers compensation.'
Thanks for reading,
Iwan(:
Miffery at common mistakes
16 years ago

1 comment:
Haha, the thing about maths was funny. Especially the "wtf? Why did someone even do this!?" part. I know, it's not a direct quote, but you know what part I'm talking about. (Right?)
Also, I'll comment you on Bebo if ya want. (: We can be Bebo buddies. But Facebook is the way forward!
Also, the joke was funny. And I'm sticking your blog on my bloglist. If you remind me tomorrow, I'll tell you how to stick a bloglist up. CBA to write it all out at the mo'. :P
Scott
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