As you have probably worked out from the title, I'm ffed up. Yes! Ffed Up!!!! That means that I'm not too happy, a bit miffed off or ever feeling a bit shit. It's not as if I'm an EMO or anything, but I'm just not really in a good mood. Which means I'm going to start ranting about something right abouuuuuuut......... NOW!!
Right, first of all, I want to start ranting about political correctness. Now don't get me wrong, I'm very happy with some of this, but sometimes it goes a LIIIITLE bit too far. For example, you're not allowed to sing " Ba Ba Black sheep" anymore, because it's racist. Now, sorry but the fact that black sheep exist is a good enough reason for me to sing about them. And, the fact that it's RACIST is just ridiculous! I mean if you destroy all evidence that there are black things on this planet, then aren't black people going to get a TEEENSIE bit annoyed? But that's just my understanding. And I'm a bit funny around these areas, (I understad laws of physics, not so much laws of Parliment....) and so I don't want to seem as if I take the feelings of others as granted, so write to me at my EMAAAAAAIL if you dissagree.
Now another rant that I'm going to go on is Useless and pointless words. Yes there are some. Actually, there are many. But I'm tooooo lazy to list them all here so here are a few examples. For example, there is the " Hotel invented" ... MINIBAR. Yes, it's pointless. And I'll tell you why. In fact the minibar is actually just a fridge with rather expencive peanuts and lager in it. Now as Mark Watson said, "If it was actually a Mini-Bar, then it would in reality have little, tiny people being sick outside, wouldn't you?". Thanks, Mark for that quote. Oh and you know just a second ago I said that I would show you a few examples. Well I'm not. That's all you're getting.
Something that I've just very recently become ffed up with is Bebo. It's getting ratherly boring by now, and I have to amuse myself when i go on it by feeding my internet animals and watching people's video boxes. HOW SAD. But I think it's all to do with the fact that NOBODY COMMENTS ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrr. But who give's a flying mokey's feces? Not you or me. (Feces means Poop, by the waaay.)
Now, it's not as if i'm bored of ranting, and that I have nout more to say, beacuse I have,( I could go on for HOOOOOOOOOOOURS.) but I'm ending the blog here. I'm too lazy to carry on. So, Hwyl fawr and thanks for reading.
Iwan
Miffery at common mistakes
16 years ago

1 comment:
i really like this one XD
specially' the rant about politcal correctness.
XD "Bah bah black sheep" is not the theme tune of the KKK, it's a childrens rhyme about a sheep.
Get over urself.
XD
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