I didn't know pigs were allowed to teach...

Holy Moly! I Haven't blogged in AAAAGES now!

So here I am, blogging.

Erm, there isn't really much to blogg about...except, Miss Piggy has started teaching!!!! Now if you're sad enough to read this even if you don't know me, then I suppose I should explain who Miss Piggy is. No, it isn't that qute little puppet. It's the hideously fat and ugly teacher that teaches music in my school. To my knowlage, she has never(I stress the word never) taught anybody in her whole entire life.

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But all of a sudden, she's started teaching people. Including year 11(Moi.)!!! Now, that may be just a coincidence, but a very large number of pupils have complained to heads of years, and even the headteacher(we have a new head now, btw.) that she's shit, and possibly one of the largest complaints came from me. I wrote down 43 quotes and read them to the headmaster, who in turn shut me up, because I could have gone on for another 29 quotes(he got the picture.).

So, rejoice! The Piggy teaches!!!


Lots of love and kisses and punches and kicks and shotgun wounds,

Iwan (: